Thoughts from the Treadmill 2: I Lost 190 lbs!!

In case you all didn't believe that I would drop that dead weight, here is a letter that I would send if the "High Road" side of my personality didn't prevail:

My Dearest C.,

You know that I wish the best for you in the future.  I hope that you go to India and have that $10,000 surgery for your chronic back pain that you've been talking about incessantly for the past year.  I'm pretty sure that the cleanliness standards in the Indian hospitals are up to par with what we are used to here in the States.  I hope that they forget to anesthetize you, and that they not only remove a kidney and throw you on ice in a bathtub, but they take 4 of your vertebrae, too!  Welcome to 5'4", Mofo.  Who's "Large Marge" now?

Best Regards,
Tracy